j5h:

precumming:

has anyone ever actually taken a good selfie on their first try 

have you ever taken a good selfie ever?
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linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

f0r93t:

Tumblr should warn us when we reblog the same picture 2 times.

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

sniffing:

a-storm-for-every-spring:

In honor of hitting 69 followers I will be giving away this small shopping cart I found in the trash at work (I’m a janitor so this isn’t as strange as it sounds, I find all sorts of crap). You do not have to be following me, and I will ship anywhere in the world on my own money. If you would like to win said small shopping cart reblog this post by June 30th! Winner will be chosen at random.

I WANT THIS SMALL SHOPPING CART

togepenis:

calm—and-reposed:

togepenis:

Capricorns are literally so fucking weird lmao
Get over yourself

You probably think you’re some master of astrology, but you sound like a generalizing bitch tbh

Are u a butthurt Capricorn??????? Go be weird somewhere else

I’m hot af as fuck
pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross

pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross

britney2007spears:

me: this celebrity is kinda good :-)!

tumblr: but… probematic! *brings out 116 receipts*

me:

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