I sincerely apologize to everyone who followed me thinking I was a good and quality blog.

i-effed-it-all-up:

if you’re ever feeling sad just remember that tatiana maslany roller bladed to her orphan black audition

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

duplication:

was it real or was it all in my head?

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

frogkin:

*likes your post* a great interaction, we are truly bonding

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself

majortvjunkie:

do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself


  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

bombing:

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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